Sunday, November 23, 2008

Races of Grendaw Part1

Well, due to some unforeseen problems, there has been a production delay. It would have been nice to know this two months ago, but You learn it know.
-Mythos Wyrm
Chief Author, Editor, and Production Manager

The races of Manosar are varied. Here are the most important ones.
Class:Elven
Humans- Primary Race in Grendaw. Secondary race in Alswan. Not important in Murton. Average Magical Ability 5.5/10 on the Klipspringer Scale. Average height 5'4" for males and 5' for females. Look in a mirror you imbecile (unless you are a dog elf)
Elves- Primary race in Grendaw. Insignificant everywhere else. Klipspringer- 6.2/10. Average height 6'2" for males and 5'11" for females. Look like a human with long hair, pointy ears, and a british accent.
Ajarhad- Primary race in Murton. Not important in the rest of the world. Klipspringer- 6.9/10. Average height is 7'8" for males and 7'6" for females. Pale skin, dark hair, horned.

Dwarvanic-
Dwarves- Primary Race in Grendaw. Secondary Race in Alswan. Klipspringer- 3.8/10. Average height is 3'3" for males and 3'1" for females. They are short, hairy, and bearded. There noses are big.
Gnomes- Found only in Vlandstar Proper. Klipspringer- 7.8/10. Males average 1'11" and the females average 2'5" in height. They are short, annoying, live underground and deserve to be squashed under your foot without a second thought. Males might be bald. Males might also be bald in pretty much every other race, but elves. Elves are to cool for that.
Frostlings- Live on their boats in the north sea. Klipspringer- 5.3/10. Average 4'5" for males and 4'1" for females. Have blueish skin, icy blue hair and are traders (not traitors).

Goblinoids-
Goblins- Live in Murton. Not important anywhere else. Klipspringer- 3.1/10. Average height is 5'6" for males and 5'2" for females. Greenish skin. Look like you. Often bald. Speak with a funny accent. Smell like Frenchmen (that was not a compliment).
Orcs- Live everywhere. Klipspringer- 3.9/10. Average height is 6'7" for males and 6'9" for females. Have darkish blueish skin and horns. Have long hair. Are extremely warlike.
Kobolds- Live in the Mountains of Alswan and Murton. Not in Grendaw. Klipspringer-6.2/10 Average height is 56" for males and 55" for females. Mostly bald, have big eyes, and tannish skin. Look like Gollum, ish.
Trolls- Live in Murton. Klipspringer- 1.8/10. Height- 15'4" for males and 12'6" for females. Large, strong and come in this weird fuchsia color. Often have short spiky hair. Mohawks are a current fashion. They have pointed noses and big ears.
Ogres- Live in Alswan, and to some extant in Murton. Klipspringer- 2.7/10. Average height is 12'7" for males and 10'9" for females. They are also large, strong and come in this cool neon green color. They have smaller, more humanish ears than trolls. Their hair is sparse in the males and overly common on females. They have ram horns on the side of their head.

Lizardmen(and Dragons)
Dragons- Live in Alswan. Klipspringer-5.3/10. Are huge. Come in many colors.
Lizamarus Kantorios- The Desert Lizard- Live in Aslawn. Klipspringer- 4.9/10. Average height is 5'11" for males and 5'10" for females. They are humanoid but have scales, no hair and a tail. Their heads are reptilian. Surely you know what a lizardman looks like. Theyu are basically human lizards. The Lizamarus Kantorios has golden scales and have the look of a monitor lizard. They are cool and live in the desert.
Lizarmarus Frijäs- The Mountain Lizard- Lives in the Mountains of Alswan. Klipspringer- 5.7/10. Average Height is 5'2" for males and 5'5" for females. They are more graceful than Lizamarus Kantorios. They have a frill and come in greens and greys. They have small horns. They are graceful. They look more like frilled lizards than monitors.
Lizamarus Skalosus- The Jungle Lizard- Lives in the Jungles of Alswan. Klipspringer- 6.2/10. Average height for males is 5'3" and for females is 5'2". They are red in color and are more serpantine than the others.